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Sep. 11th, 2010

All kinds of awesome.
It's after midnight here, but it's still "today" for me. So this all happened yesterday, the 10th.

Mom and I went to the county fair! I've never been, so I was totally excited and had no idea what to expect besides there'd be food, animals, and rides. I wasn't interested in the rides though, mostly the animals. I didn't take too many photos honestly because most of my photos would've ended up being stuff like "PIGGIES!! And look at that fat chicken!" And I do that enough when I go to the L.A Zoo, so I just walked around enjoying the place and took photos of a few things. And now I shall post some of those photos!

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Oct. 5th, 2009

If you don't follow me on Facebook or Twitter, you missed this entire ordeal.

On Saturday at about 7pm, my dog suddenly because extremely lethargic and was obviously in pain. Throughout the night, he was drooling, breathing with difficulty, and kept repositioning himself out of discomfort. First thing Sunday morning, mom and I took him to the vet.

They did x-rays and told us "See this shape here? That's not supposed to be there." They were able to push it into his stomach and then surgically remove it, and it's a miracle he didn't choke on it.

The photos are a little gross and I apologize for that, but it's just a cooked bone, there's no blood or anything disturbing.

This is what they pulled out of him.Collapse )

Looks like a chicken bone, but it seems rather big to be from a chicken. It's about 1x1.5" and definitely not a steak bone like we originally thought.

We're hoping he'll get to come home tomorrow afternoon. Besides, they charge $500 per extra 24 hours an animal has to stay there. I don't know what the total ended up being, but it's around a few thousand dollars and it'd be nice to have Tator home instead of stuck at the vet for another day.


Nov. 13th, 2008

I woke up to a hyper mother staring me in the face.

Me: "Urgh...hi?"
Mom: "You know what would be awesome today? A big juicy hamburger."
Me: "I agree."
Mom: "In the Happiest Place On Earth."
Me: "You want to go to Disneyland just for a burger?"
Mom: "Of course we'll do more than that, what kind of retardo-butt do you think I am?"
Me: "Do you really want me to answer that?"
Mom: "Tator, bite her toes!"

Oct. 19th, 2008

Co-worker: "My fortune cookie says I'm very broad minded. What the hell does that mean?"
Me: "Your cookie just called you a lesbo."

Aug. 30th, 2008

George: so what's new with you?
Heather: One of my fish died and I switched to tampons
George: what a weird way to grieve
Heather: HAHAHA!!

Jun. 26th, 2008

No two people are not on fire.
Conversation at work today.

Me: "Why do guys pee on the seat and don't wipe it off?"
Douglas: "I don't know, why?"
Me: "That wasn't a riddle!"

Mom and I went to Disneyland again today.


Mar. 1st, 2008

Peter Pan.

Alexis Arquette was at my job today! I seriously freaked the fuck out. I'll be making a YouTube video about it eventually, so that's when you'll get details.