Go here to listen to the FULL VERSION of Davis's single Super Sonic! http://www.jango.com/music/Davis+Fontanes

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I really really like the latest update at Tiny Ghosts. Thank you, ted_the_robot.

Happy Halloween!

I'm carving a pumpkin! Mom said I look like a young gothic Bubby in this apron. It's taking me fucking forever to carve this stupid thing because I just HAD to get all artsy and try something I've never done before.

We went to a pumpkin patch today! :D

If you don't follow me on Facebook or Twitter, you missed this entire ordeal.

On Saturday at about 7pm, my dog suddenly because extremely lethargic and was obviously in pain. Throughout the night, he was drooling, breathing with difficulty, and kept repositioning himself out of discomfort. First thing Sunday morning, mom and I took him to the vet.





They did x-rays and told us "See this shape here? That's not supposed to be there." They were able to push it into his stomach and then surgically remove it, and it's a miracle he didn't choke on it.



The photos are a little gross and I apologize for that, but it's just a cooked bone, there's no blood or anything disturbing.

( This is what they pulled out of him. )

Looks like a chicken bone, but it seems rather big to be from a chicken. It's about 1x1.5" and definitely not a steak bone like we originally thought.



We're hoping he'll get to come home tomorrow afternoon. Besides, they charge $500 per extra 24 hours an animal has to stay there. I don't know what the total ended up being, but it's around a few thousand dollars and it'd be nice to have Tator home instead of stuck at the vet for another day.

I just had a really weird fuckin' conversation. First of all, if you haven't seen my latest video, watch it so the conversation makes sense. I deleted about half of the conversation so it wouldn't be so long, it's still a little long though.



( Don't IM me with stupid shit and then be surprised when I call you dumb. )

I worry about the glass and the fact that I just fucking broke a mirror.

Are there seriously people who are so stupid they'd actually walk under a ladder instead of around it where there's more room?

Fuck cats, I'm allergic to them.

YO MAMA.



btw I don't get why Writer's Block always has multiple tags, like I'll ever tag something else with "jinx."

I learned a new trick to use in my videos.

Found this thanks to Randy Milholland on Twitter. Like he said, it looks like it was a lot of fun to make.

Livejournal's teamed up with AdSense for paid/permanent accounts. If I'm the one getting the tiny bit of revenue off my blog, then I'll happily put ads on my blog. So now I can earn, like, a tenth of a penny every week or whatever. (Seriously, the people who think being a Partner on YouTube means you get rich just make me laugh, they obviously have no idea how ads and revenues work. You need at least 5k subscribers to actually make anything off YouTube. It'll be the same on here, I figure I'll start pissing off trolls every so often so they visit my lj more now. Go ahead and mock me, bitches, all you're doing is giving me more hits.)

Hey Livejournal, Writer's Block used to be pretty cool but lately it's been a huge pile of suck. Did someone seriously look at questions like this and the one about a vampiric baseball team and think "People will totally want to answer this"? I've submitted questions, so obviously you guys have choices. So please tell me why it's like you're scraping at the bottom of the barrel every week? Love, Heatherface.

They wouldn't count for 24 hours, not forever. After 24 hours, it'd catch up to you. And the size of my stomach would still be the same so it's not like I'd eat three dozen cakes or something.

...Mmm, cake...

RIP Patrick Swayze. I'm glad he's not suffering anymore.

Hurr durr.

Mom and I went to Disneyland today for her birthday, we had a blast! When the lady at the gate scanned mom's Annual Pass, the machine made a different noise than usual and the lady wished mom a happy birthday and told her to head to City Hall to get a birthday pin and a Fun Card or whatever they call it. Oh my god you guys, we've been going there since forever and we never knew about this card. It's a $75 giftcard toward souvenirs. Holy shit! Mom bought a couple small things and I was going to ask her to buy me a ring, but I asked the saleslady if she knows if that ring would turn my skin green like the cheaper ones on the spinning racks (the one I was eyeballing was in a fancy plexiglass case) and she gave me such a bullshit reply that I ended up not wanting to bother doing business with her. Get this, she told me "It depends on your reaction to the metal." THAT'S NOT WHY JEWELRY TURNS YOU GREEN, YOU RETARD. IT'S BECAUSE THE METAL IS SHITTY QUALITY. I just wanted to slap her. If you're allergic to the metal, way more happens than it just turning you green.

Anyways, while we were near City Hall, I got this really strong feeling that I should keep an eye open for someone I know. It turns out that my buddy Ariel (vagisil) was there too, and she actually saw me! She was on a ride when she saw me though and didn't remember she had my number until she got home, but that's just so funny. I'm assuming I got that feeling when she noticed me, I probably felt her eyes boring into the back of my head. :P

Ariel, this is for you. This face cracks me the fuck up every time I walk past that window.

(btw no I wasn't really puking. Duh.)

I just did a little spring cleaning with my flist. I deleted people who haven't posted in a really long time and people who don't interest me. If you're active and I just deleted you, then either I haven't been reading your posts or I'm simply not interested enough in your blog to keep you added.

Feel free to keep me added if you want to continue reading my public entries, I try to make all the funny stuff public.