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I like to stomp and roar. Hey, I'm just a dinosaur!

Baby, I'm going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!

Created on 2003-05-04 21:13:23 (#1042256), last updated 2009-07-09

11,487 comments received, 36,809 comments posted

2,562 Journal Entries, 261 Tags, 70 Memories, 4,100+ ScrapBook Files, 6 Virtual Gifts, 142 Userpics

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Name:♥ Heatherface, what a gosh-darned cunt. ♥
Birthdate:1984-05-22
Location:Los Angeles, California, United States
Website:Daily photo blog.

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(By Retna.)










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What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore.




"It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear."







What some people say about me:


[info]ieatpoopitsgood: lol my msn said "you have a new e-mail from heatherface@livejournal.com" and my first reaction was "oh god what did i do"

[info]obliteration: do you ever shut up?

[info]velveteen_lion: --judging by your profile, you get off on being a total jerk.

[info]viva_hater: You are the most annoying mod I have ever encountered.

[info]hug__athon: oh give me a break you assholes. shes wearing socks on her fucking arms.

[info]washie: YOU WILL NEVER LAND A HUSBAND! Seriously, with your lack of cooking skills AND lack of good looks, you're screwed. Go kill yourself, whore. You have no business maintaining ANY communities, unless they have to do with your own FAIL. And ugly.

[info]turboswami: See...not all Jewish people are funny.

[info]kandi_panties: Oh crap that was supposed to be anonymous. You're not supposed to know the real way I think of you. Then again, it's not your fault you're beneath me. It must really suck to have such a cool friend like me. I almost wish I wasn't so superbly awesome... it must be really hard on you.

























Have a problem with how I dress? Hate the armwarmers? There's a donate button, convince me to change or stfu. ಠ_ಠ
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CAPSLOCK, 10/18/2004 - 9/12/2006, 51 miles, betta fish, cannibal! the musical, cemetery man, charlie bryant, dinosaurs, dragonforce, googling my name, hugs, imminent death syndrome, jaikob, jamie lee franklin, long hair, me, pauly shore, pirates, rock 'n' roll, snail mail, tonianne

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